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Hitler’s toilet has turned up at an American car garage [SOLENT] The current owner is considering selling the loo, which was used by one of the world’s most evil men in the 1930s.  The white porcelain toilet was originally installed on the Aviso Grille, the official German State yacht, which was built in 1935. It was situated in a room ...

The cows were squeezed into the back of the car [Stien Alexander] The crooks used a blowpipe to drug the animals before loading them into the rear and boot of their getaway vehicle. But they must have come up with the plan on the hoof because the Proton Wira saloon soon broke down under the weight. It was found abandoned ...

Cookie the cat, reunited with owners Samantha and Andrew [ROSS PARRY] Owners Andrew and Samantha Buchanan and their two young daughters Lucy and Abigail feared the worst when their beloved pet disappeared on December 29. They searched in vain every day around their home in Swansea, South Wales, while Cookie lapped up gourmet treats at the Gomersal Park Hotel in ...

The characters of Absolutely Fabulous would love this handbag filled with wine [MAIN – SOLENT & TOP RIGHT – EXPRESS & BOTTOM RIGHT – BBC] The heavy drinking comedy duo played by Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley would find this accessory which hides a 1.5 litre bottle of wine perfect. The stylish bag is available filled with red, white or ...

Food store workers were left in hysterics after finding this potato shaped like a pair of breasts [RAYMONDS PRESS] Workers at a fresh food store were left in hysterics after finding this potato shaped like a pair of breasts. The buxom vegetable was found by workers at Farndon Fields Farm Shop in Leicster who burst into laughter upon seeing the ...

Cats Eric and Ernie with some of the items they have stolen from their neighbours’ homes [MARTIN ROSE/EAST NEWS] Black and white moggies Eric and Ernie left their owner red-faced after stealing dozens of items from their neighbours’ homes. The cats work as a pair and have come home with shoes, slippers, T-shirts, children’s wells and even tried to snatch ...

Fan Eric Stevens’ Lego Downton, complete with figures [CATERS] The Downton characters, pictured at Highclere Castle [ITV] Building on the success of the hit ITV drama, the stunning model was painstakingly crafted from thousands of the children’s plastic bricks by an American fan. The Earl and Countess of Grantham, Bates the valet, Branson the chauffeur, Matthew, Carson the butler, Lady ...

Mrs Thatcheer tops a poll [GETTY] The Tories’ Iron Lady topped a survey in which MPs rated every leader between 1945 and 2010. She beat Labour’s Clement Attlee into second place. David Cameron, who has not yet completed his tenure at No 10, was omitted from the University of London study. In it, MPs were invited to evaluate the success ...

The outlaw hero and his lady love have announced the birth of their daughter [PA] Sally Chappell, a university lecturer by day, gave birth to a baby girl on Boxing Day. We’re all doing well and overwhelmingly happy as she’s utterly gorgeous Tim Pollard Her partner Tim Pollard, aka the Prince of Thieves, declared: “We’re stupidly proud to announce the ...