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Can you belieb the ridiculous situations that Justin Bieber stumbled through while he was on tour in Brazil? First, he got busted leaving a brothel in Rio, and then he stalked off stage in the middle of a concert after someone pelted him with a water bottle.
With the brothel, his handlers tried to play it as if he had thought it was just a plain old nightclub. Then, when he left, someone draped a blanket with the place’s logo over his head — although you could clearly see his very recognizable wrist tattoo sticking out.
HK: If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s a duck. It’s a brothel, everybody knows it!
KLG: Maybe he gets confused …
HK: Yes, he was like, “Was it a club or a brothel? Oh, my God, where am I?”
KLG: “Yeah, and why did I just pay $ 500 for something?”
HK: “Why are my pants down? That’s weird.”
KLG: His pants are already halfway down, anyway.
HK: And what about the water bottle? Someone threw it at him, and was he ticked.
KLG: Hoda throws stuff at me all day long. You gotta learn to take it.
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Bieber’s ex Selena Gomez says she’s the kind of girl you bring home to your parents — not home for the night.
While we’re at it, Bieber’s ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez tells the latest edition of Teen Vogue she’s the kind of girl you’d bring home to meet your parents, not just for the night. Obviously we are like that, right?
KLG: I’ll tell ya, I’m a little different from Hoda.
HK: What are you talking about?
KLG: I don’t have a HO in my name! I was a virgin when I got married at almost age 23, so, you know …
HK: I know that’s big.
KLG: It’s a lot easier to give it away than keep it, honey. Not that you’d know.
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Blake Lively joins the group of stars that claim they don’t exercise and eat whatever they want.
CHANCES ARE THIN
We’re calling shenanigans on stunning Blake Lively, who claims her hot bod comes naturally.
“I’m always on the go. I don’t need to have a (trainer) or pay attention to what I eat,” the star tells the latest edition of Vogue Paris. “I can’t start my day without a cup of hot milk chocolate or finish without crunching a few dark chocolate squares. It’s good for my morale.”
Riiight.
HK: It’s annoying when stars say they don’t do anything and they love to eat pizza.
KLG: You know what, there are those kinds of people that genetically can do it. But eventually, when you’re in your 40s, it catches up with you. Let’s be honest, Hoda Woman, you’re just jealous.
HK: No, anyone who says, ‘I don’t work out and I love eating French fries and pizza and cheese and stuff like that,’ I call bulls— on that.
KLG: Watch your language, missy!
HK: Print it with all the letters. I don’t want any asterisks in it.
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Lady Gaga, seen here at the YouTube Music Awards on Nov. 3, seems to be trying to out-weird herself every day.
REAL MONSTER STUFF FOR GAGA
Have you seen the crazy pictures of Lady Gaga with the teeth?
KLG: She’s going from Gaga to Gag-ah.
HK: Her music is fun, but it’s like she’s trying to out-weird herself every day.
KLG: She’s got all the money in the world to look gorgeous and chooses to look like that? Hey, this is America.
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The guys of “Today,” including Al Roker (pictured), are growing out their facial hair for Movember.
HAIR APPARENT AT ‘TODAY’
The guys of “Today” are growing out their facial hair for November. Matt Lauer, Al Roker, Willie Geist and Carson Daly are putting down the razor to raise awareness about men’s health issues. Matt’s is coming in salt and pepper.
HK: I can’t wait till Nov. 30 to see what they look like. I think Carson’s going to have the best beard, and Willie is going to look like a teenager.
KLG: I’m going to let my facial hair grow, too. That to me would be hell on Earth. If I had to go to prison and they wouldn’t let me have tweezers, I would die.
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Katy Perry’s 47 million followers make her the most popular person on Twitter.
REASON TWITTER IS AB FAB
Katy Perry is now the most popular person on Twitter with almost 47 million followers. We love tweeting, but we’re low on the Twitter pole.
HK: I follow Bieber.
KLG: What? You’re a grown woman!
HK: I do it for work.
KLG: You just like pictures of his abs. The things you find out about this woman. I don’t follow Bieber, and I don’t follow you.
HK: I follow all the music people cause I love music, all the newsies, and I follow Blake Shelton. A LOT.
KLG: She doesn’t follow him, she stalks him.
HK: He doesn’t follow me. And you know how many times I’ve tweeted him, like ‘Heeeeey,’ and nothing. Nothing.
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GUYS, SKIP FACE TIME
Tom Ford has come out with a line of pricey skin care for men, including bronzer, concealer and a $ 150 “revitalizing concentrate.” But Hoda says she would “barf” if she found out someone she was dating was wearing any of it.
HK: Makeup is one of the grossest things for a man.
KLG: Yet we don’t put a woman down for buying those kinds of things …
HK: Of course not. It’s like a man’s pedicure. … Man up! Punch a punching bag.
KLG: What about a guy who wants to be groomed and doesn’t want his gnarly, nasty feet next to you?
HK: Nope. Clippers, snip, snip, snip clean. Wash with soap and water. No buffing.
